So, let's start at 5, and count down to my ABSOLUTE favorite.
5. Patrick Dempsey. Oh Patrick. I fell for you way back when I was a young girl, watching Can't Buy Me Love. You were so cute and dorky as Ronald, but yet there was something screaming out of you, that said you would be a debonnaire hotty mc-hot stuff. And I was right. You turned into McDreamy: a true legend of 21st century television. I get to see you every Thursday night. Women everywhere stumble into hospitals, praying to see a doctor a fraction as hot as you are. Your hair, your manly scruffy stubble, and those pretty squinty smiley eyes. Enough said. (and you like AMAZING in Armani...) You also drive race cars. Wow. And I wouldn't dump you for my crazy redneck husband, like Reese Witherspoon does to you in Sweet Home Alabama.
4. Channing Tatum First of all, Channing is such a cool name. Is that your given name? I'm not sure, but I'm going to say yes. Smart parents you must have. And good-looking, because look how you turned out. So I've sat through some crazy movies just to catch a glimpse of you, and your abs. I'm not the kind of girl that watches GI Joe, Stop Loss, Fighting, or Coach Carter. But after seeing you in She's the Man, Step Up, Step Up 2, and Supercross, well, I was hooked. You are also a talented actor, I think, but your abs really don't hurt either. I love your bad boy with a soft side act. It's incredibly cute. Make more movies :-)
3. Matthew McConaughey. You're not that good at acting. You play the same character over and over. But that southern drawl, and that curly mop of yours just get me. You take care of yourself, you definitely work out. But for once, make a movie without the accent. Seriously. And play someone other than the crazy playboy who can't be tied down. Show us some depth. And your abs. Who am I kidding, I'll see your movies, even if they suck, even if you're still that Southern lovable doggy playboy.
2. Zac Efron. I admit it, I love you. And you're only one year younger than me, so that's not creepy. Honest. For you, I watched all three HSM movies. And I'll be honest, I love them. I sing the songs. I watch Hairspray over and over, you are the perfect Link. Most recently, you wowed me in 17 Again. Surprisingly, it was a really good movie. You're talented, and you will go insanely far. I'm disappointed that you decided to turn down Footloose. I would have liked to see you in that. You can dance. and sing. and act. and your smile? woo. lovin' you.
And the number one spot goes to.....
1. Mark Wahlberg. Oh Marky Mark, I watched you just last night in the strangest movie ever -- The Happening. But I've also watched you in some other movies that were out of character for me: The Departed, We Own the Night, Shooter... I could go on. But I love those movies. Because of you. You were my favorite in Four Brothers and Invincible. Granted, not your best looking roles, but man are you good at playing dramatic roles. In Four Brothers, you fight for your mom, and that is so attractive and sweet. And in Invincible, you beat crazy odds, playing Vince Papale. Keep acting, Mark. I saw you for the first time in 54, and I loved you then. Your brother's pretty cool too. Congrats, Mark, you are my #1 celebrity crush :-)
Who are your crushes?? I want to know! Leave a comment, and let me know.


